Tiger Woods’ Par

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On their honeymoon, a couple lay in bed, ready to consummate their marriage. The new bride confesses, “I have something to tell youβ€”I’m not a virgin.”

The husband nonchalantly responds, “That’s not a big deal in this day and age.”

She continues, “Well, I’ve been with one guy.”

Curious, the husband asks, “Who was the guy?”

“Tiger Woods,” she reveals.

“Tiger Woods the golfer?” he asks in surprise.

“Yes,” she confirms.

“Well, he’s rich, famous, and handsome. I can understand why you slept with him.” The husband and wife proceed to make passionate love.

Afterward, the husband gets up and walks over to the telephone.

Perplexed, the wife asks, “What are you doing?”

“I’m hungry. I was going to call room service and order some food,” he replies.

“Tiger wouldn’t do that,” she retorts.

Amused, the husband asks, “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”

The husband puts down the phone and returns to bed, making love with his wife once again. When they finish, he gets up and heads back to the phone.

Confused, the wife asks, “What are you doing now?”

“I’m still hungry, so I was going to call room service for food,” he answers.

Convinced of her point, she says, “Tiger wouldn’t do that.”

Amused and curious, the husband asks once more, “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it one more time.”

Agreeing with her suggestion, the husband slams down the phone and returns to bed to make love to his wife once more. Exhausted after their endeavors, he drags himself over to the phone and starts dialing.

Curiosity piqued, the wife asks, “Are you calling room service?”

“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods to find out what’s par for this damn hole….”

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