Once upon a time, a man and his wife engaged in a heated argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife insisted, “You should do it because you wake up first, and then we won’t have to wait as long for our coffee.”
The husband countered, “You are in charge of the cooking around here, so it’s your job to do it. I can simply wait for my coffee.”
The wife retorted, “No, you should do it, and besides, it says in the Bible that the man should make the coffee.”
In disbelief, the husband challenged her, saying, “I can’t believe that! Show me.”
Determined to prove her point, she fetched the Bible, opened the New Testament, and showed him at the top of several pages where it indeed said, “HEBREWS.”