The Leprechaun’s Bet

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Two leprechauns make a wager, and to settle it, they visit a convent. Mother Superior answers the door, exclaiming, “Oh my goodness! It’s a leprechaun!”

The first leprechaun replies, “Take it easy, sister. I just want to ask you a question. Are there any nuns in your convent who are my size?”

“No, little man, there are no nuns in my convent who are your size,” responds Mother Superior.

“Alright then. Are there any nuns in all of Ireland who are my size?”

“No, little man, there are no nuns in all of Ireland who are your size.”

“Okay then. One more question: Are there any nuns in the entire world who are my size?”

“No, little man, I am quite sure there are no nuns in the entire world who are your size!”

“Alright,” says the second leprechaun, bursting into laughter. Amidst the laughter, he manages to say, “You see, I told you that you fucked a penguin!”

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