The Candid Workplace

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Once upon a job interview, a man found himself in the hot seat.

“Have you served in the military?” inquired the interviewer.

“Yes, I was a marine,” the applicant responded.

“Did you experience active duty?”

“I spent two years in Vietnam, and I sustained a partial disability.”

“May I ask what happened?”

“Well, a grenade detonated between my legs, resulting in the loss of both testicles.”

“You’re hired. Your start time will be Monday at 10 am.”

“When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment due to my disability.”

“Everyone else starts at 7 am, but let me be honest with you. Between 7 and 10, not much gets accomplished. We simply sit around scratching our balls, trying to decide what to do first.”

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