The Absolute Truth

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One day, a teacher asked her class to use the word “absolutely” in a sentence.

Janet eagerly raised her hand and confidently declared, “The sky is absolutely blue.”

The teacher shook her head and replied, “No, it’s not. Sometimes it’s black or displays different colors.”

Another little boy raised his hand and said, “The leaves on the trees are absolutely green.”

Once again, the teacher disagreed, saying, “They can be different colors at various times of the year.”

Then, Little Johnny, known for his mischievous nature, raised his hand and posed an unexpected question. He asked, “Are there lumps in farts?”

Taken aback, the teacher replied, “No, I don’t believe so.”

Without missing a beat, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Well, then I absolutely just s**t in my pants!”

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