A married man and his secretary indulged in a passionate affair, unable to resist their desires.
One afternoon, overwhelmed by their intense longing, they hurriedly escaped to her place, where they spent the entire afternoon consumed by their love.
Exhausted by their tryst, they eventually drifted into a deep slumber, oblivious to the passing time until 8 o’clock that evening.
Roused from their sleep, they hurriedly dressed.
Curiously, the man asked his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn.
Perplexed but compliant, she obliged, finding his request rather peculiar.
Finally arriving home, the man was greeted by his upset wife at the door.
Concerned, she inquired about his whereabouts.
Unable to conceal the truth, the man confessed, “I cannot lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today, we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That’s why I’m late.”
His wife scrutinized him, taking note of the grass stains on his shoes, and erupted, “I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU LIAR! You’ve been playing golf again, haven’t you?”