A woman, frustrated with her husband’s repeated late arrivals, decided to leave a note saying, “I’ve had enough and I’ve left you. Don’t bother trying to find me.” She then hid under the bed to observe his reaction.
After a while, the husband arrived home and she could hear him moving around in the kitchen before entering the bedroom. From her hiding spot, she watched as he walked towards the dresser and picked up the note. After a few moments, he started writing something on it and then grabbed the phone to make a call.
“She’s finally gone… yeah, I know. About time,” he said with a hint of excitement. “I’m on my way to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you… and I can’t wait to do all those naughty things you like.”
He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left the house. As soon as she heard the car drive away, she emerged from under the bed, seething with anger and tears welling up in her eyes. She snatched the note to see what her husband had written.
Her anger turned to amusement as she read the note: “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread. Be back in five minutes.”