A Test Result Misunderstanding

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In a hospital room, a male patient lies in bed, his face covered by an oxygen mask.

A young and attractive student nurse enters the room to administer a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask.

“Are my testicles black?”

Feeling flustered, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, sir. I’m here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check.”

Concerned that his worry might raise his blood pressure and heart rate, she sets aside her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

With one hand holding his nerve and the other his testicles, she takes a close look and reassures him, “There’s nothing wrong with them, sir!”

The man removes his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and speaks very slowly:

“Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closelyโ€ฆ Are my test results back?”

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