A Surprising Encounter

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Once upon a time, a soldier, panting and desperate, approached a nun seeking refuge. He pleaded, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The compassionate nun agreed without hesitation.

In a matter of moments, two Military Police officers rushed towards them, inquiring, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The quick-witted nun calmly responded, “He went that way.”

As the MPs hurried off in pursuit, the soldier emerged from his hiding place beneath the nun’s skirt. Grateful and relieved, he expressed his gratitude, saying, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Syria.”

Understanding his plight, the nun replied compassionately, “I completely understand.”

Feeling a bit bold, the soldier added, “I hope I’m not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”

With a mischievous twinkle in her eye, the nun retorted, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls… I don’t want to go to Syria either.”

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