Once upon a time, a man asked his wife what she would like for her birthday.
She pondered for a moment and replied with a smile, “I’d love to be six again.”
Determined to make her wish come true, the man planned a special day for her. On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up bright and early, and together they set off to a local theme park.
What an adventure it turned out to be! He took her on every thrilling ride in the park – the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, and even the Wall of Fear. They laughed, screamed, and created unforgettable memories. It was a day filled with excitement and joy.
After five hours of non-stop fun, she stumbled out of the theme park, feeling a bit dizzy and queasy. Her head was spinning, and her stomach was upside down.
Without wasting any time, they headed straight to a McDonald’s. Her thoughtful husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake, hoping to bring some comfort to her overwhelmed senses.
Their adventure wasn’t over yet. They continued their celebration by going to a movie theater to watch the latest Star Wars epic. They indulged in a hot dog, popcorn, soda, and M&M’s, immersing themselves in the cinematic magic. It was a truly fabulous experience.
Finally, as they returned home, she could barely keep her eyes open. Exhausted, she collapsed into bed, ready to drift off into dreamland.
Her husband leaned over her, filled with anticipation, and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
She opened one eye, her weariness evident, and responded with a touch of exasperation, “You silly man, I meant my dress size.”